Testosterona

A pedido del unico lector varon que deja comentarios de manera peridoca en este blog:

1-. "el hombre se casa de negro por que es un cochino culiao"
(Robado del Blog de Endora, quien a su vez lo escogio del blog de mi hermano Felipe. "el maestro del metro cuadrado".)

2-."...masculinity is a shared set of assumptions and values that men can either accept or reject. You like football? then you also like music, beer, thumping people, grabing ladies' breast, and money. you're a rugby or cricket man? You like Dire Straits or Mozart, wire, pinching' ladies bottoms and money. You don't fill into either comp? Macho, nein danke? In whic case it must follow that you are a pacifist vegetarian, studious oblivios to the charms of Michelle Pfeifer, who thinks that only leering wideboys listen to Luther Vandross".
Nick Honsby. Fever Pitch, Penguin Books, 200, p.72

3-"Look at all the things that can be wrong for men. There's the nothing-happening-at all-problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem; there's teh size-doesn't matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods-problem.. And what do women have to worry about? A handfull of celluilite? Join the Club.
Nick Hornsby, High Fidelity, Penguin Books, 200, p.94.

4-Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

Dialogo de 40-Year Old Virgin